While you're reading this ad, the world is being threatened by the twin spectres of global warming and the growing depletion of the ozone layer. You probably feel helpless, knowing that the world and all its peoples are on the brink of extinction and there's nothing you can do about it--that is, until now: MEGO Industries proudly introduces

Oz - On

Salvation in a Spray

Oz-on contains a specially blended mixture of pure Ozone to replenish our threatened ozone layer and the miracle ingredient SO2T--the same substance that causes nuclear winter--now, perhaps the only thing that can save us from global warming. Everytime you see someone (even yourself) using an aerosol spray, driving a car, or otherwise contributing to the destruction of our planet, just spray a little Oz-on into the atmosphere to give nature the help she needs to heal herself.

Only $4.99 for a 12-ounce can. Isn't that a small price to pay to make sure that there will still be an earth for your children to grow up on?

"At MEGO Industries we're working to save the world."

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If you've watched any television commercials this summer, you know that the secret to happiness, good times, love, and friendship is having a good tan and getting to show it off in skimpy swimsuits. But now winter's approaching and you can wave good-bye to your beautiful tan and all the friends you made by showing off your golden skin. Without the bright summer sun your skin will fade to a pallid white that nobody would want to see and it'll be too cold for you to show off your skin even if you did have skin worth showing and there's nothing you can do about it--that is, until now: MEGO Industries proudly introduces

Oz - Off

The better tanning solution

Oz-off contains a specially blended mixture of pure clorofluorocarbons to get rid of that annoying ozone layer that blocks out the ultraviolet rays of the sun essential to tanning and the miracle ingredient CO2--the most effective chemical for increasing the heat retention of the earth you can buy. With Oz-off, you'll be able to tan year-round and it'll always be warm enough to wear the skimpiest swimsuit the law will allow no matter where you live.

Only $4.99 for a 12-ounce can. Isn't that a small price to pay to have beautiful skin year-round?

"At MEGO Industries we're working to help you get laid."

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