Headache #14:
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Tax audit
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Headache #17:
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Landlord threatening eviction
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Headache #24:
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Divorce and custody battle with spouse who has just
joined religious cult and/or survivalist group
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Headache #25:
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Door-to-Door salesmen
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Headache #31:
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Lover leaves you for twit, jerk, or major home appliance
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Headache #33:
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Someone else's car in your parking space
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Headache #43:
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Resource not available. Hanging up.
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Real headaches don't each quiche--and they don't go away when
faced with a couple of measly little 200 milligram aspirins. When
you've got a headache that's bigger than a pair of tiny pills,
Bufferin just isn't going to do the job. Extra-Strength Excedrin
won't be enough. Your headache will just laugh at a couple of
Tylenol. And don't even talk about Midol.
There's just one headache
pill strong enough to take care of a real headache:
New, Improved, Ultra-Strength Anvil!
Not 350 milligrams, not 500 milligrams, not even 1000 milligrams, new,
improved Ultra-Strength Anvil is a full 260 Kilograms--strong enough
to mash even the toughest headache into an unrecognizable pulp!
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Fast acting. Ultra-Strength Anvil usually eliminates your
headache in just a few seconds.
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Effective pain relief. Most headaches never come back after just
a single application of Ultra-Strength Anvil.
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Gentle on the stomach. Ultra-Strength Anvil will no more upset
your stomach than five minutes of a typical slasher film.
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Safe. Ultra-Strength Anvil comes in a child-proof bottle.
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