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how to get big arms and big muscles fast

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no biceps ...from this...

...to this!


instantly with

Beanie Biceps!

really big biceps

Collectable, cuddly, and more macho than a Harley, Beanie Biceps are guaranteed to give you huge, bulging biceps in less than one minute!


Other workout plans might claim that you'll get results in "just fifteen minutes a day"--but what they don't tell you is that they mean, "every day, year after year after year." - And who's got that kind of time anyway?

Only Beanie Biceps guarantees you instant results--without the cost of a gym membership and you won't have to waste a single minute actually exercising!



the beanie biceps secret

The secret?

Just put any of the cute, cuddly, collectable, and oh-so-manly [1] Beanie Biceps plush physique enhancements on your upper arms and cover with a long-sleeved shirt.

  1. Really. They are.
    - Just trust us on this one; would we lie to you?


check out these beanies, babies

Sounds simple? It is! And not only do you get instant results without effort or dedication, there are Beanie Biceps versions of all your favorite animal friends!


beanie biceps are full of fiber

Whether your arms are skinny or flabby, you'll stretch your shirtsleeves to their limits with Arnold Armadillo, Sergio Seal, and, for a limited time only, the special "millennium-plus-just-a-bit" edition Olympian Owl!

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