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"The best method for increasing "tone" is by increasing
the rigidity of the muscles. This is best acheived through
rigor mortis. So kill yourself.. "
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-- Lee Michaels
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If most people put half the fucking effort into working that they do
into pissing and moaning, the world would not be so full of pathetic
underachievers.
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-- Eric Midkiff
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The women at a party exist in an
indeterminate quantum attraction state until you walk into the
room, at which point the state resolves into one in which they're
all uniformly lusting after whatever is most unlike you.
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-- Trygve "the tree by the river" Lode
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I now believe in reincarnation. Nobody could be this stupid in one lifetime.
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-- T. Blaze Boren
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A gaining phase isn't an excuse to eat like a PMSing tree shrew.
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-- Mistress Krista
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Most people are dumb as bricks; some people are dumber than that.
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-- Lyle McDonald
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All speech is vain and empty unless it is accompanied by action.
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-- Demosthenes
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Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study hard. Be evil.
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Squat!
People like you are why they only open the top half of coffins!
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-- Tommy Bowen
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When in doubt, stand up with a bar in your hands.
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-- J.V. Askem
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Short on sympathy, Big on results
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Google is your friend. We are not.
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-- Lee Michaels
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1. Eat less.
2. Exercise more.
3. Rest.
4. Repeat.
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-- Mikelle Fischer