"Muscle cells slowly transform, morph, and evolve into
fat cells. This is known as lipomoronification."
-- Mike Lane
"RACK 'EM WHEN YOU'RE DONE! I AIN'T YOUR MOMMA!"
-- Bev Brandt
"Life is too short to obsess on protein in Cocoa."
-- Deepsquatter
"The myth that women should not lift heavy is advanced only by women who fear
effort and men who fear women."
-- Eric Midkiff
"I eat my veggies. I live alone. I stay the hell away from sick
people. I wash my hands often, especially after being around
small children who very likely framed the rats for spreading the
plague in Europe."
-- Viki
It ain't rocket science, son. Just keep piling it on till you can't lift any
more.
-- Krista Scott
if the price of stupid ever goes up, I claim drilling rights to this guy's head.
--incr@abraxis.com
I can squat, and will continue to squat. When I die, I'll need a T-shaped
coffin.
-- Stephen Mulholland
Unfortunately my small fists will not satisfy Rob's MAN SIZED ASS BAGEL.
-- Krista
Hmm... It's not rot-13. Must be Swedish.
-- Viki
Umm, Alaska is part of the United States. It's big. It just looks small on
maps, because maps are made by Texans, and Texans have this
"small state" complex...
-- Kim Weeden
I have never given useful info. I have merely disseminated useless information
that will make everyone else end up even fatter and weaker than me.
-- Watson Davis
I lift because it kicks ass. And there are so many butts just waiting for my
boot print.
-- Viki
I can not believe that you missed the Thomkin's theory of reverse pronation as
it effects negative and positive ionization. Once hypertrinated in a salvy
solution, ones memory pyrvitie genonations will be inhibited. You are truly an
ignorant fucker! :-)
-- Rob Schuh
Well, I'se just goes to the Eckerds and asks, Kin I have mebbe 10 amps of
Parabolan? Den I'se gives em a 'script which is actually for something else
iffen you could read the handwritin' cept you cain't. Mebbe it will work for
youse too.
-- Bill Roberts
What do you know about me, Fuckwheat!?
--George UK, mfw
A personal theory of mine is that tomorrow, monkeys will fly out of your ass.
-- Bill Roberts
My life's a fantasy cause reality couldn't be this good.
-- Steve Kidwell
By the way, did I say to kiss my fairy ass?
-- Trace Eggers
If these are low pulley cable rows they actually work well. If he is pointing
you towards the hamper strength iso foo foo back blaster or the booty mustard
row, etc....smack him.
-- Jason Burnell
HEY I'VE GOT A SET OF WEIDER IRON PLATES AND THEY GOTT RUSTY SO I PAINTED THEM
AND THEY GOT RUSTY AGAIN AND THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT DID THE PAINT FALL OFF BECAUSE
I DIDNT PRIME THE ANDROGENIC ENVIROMENT OR WHATEVER THAT THING IS YOU SAID????
-- Billy Chambless
You do need to learn to get in touch with your inner smartass, though, and
that's what we're here to help you with. Dickwad.
-- Greg Whitman
Has anyone seen my hair shirt? I need to flagellate myself.
-- Frank McQuarry
I work as a bouncer at some fraternity and high school parties (I like to think
it's cause I'm big and strong, but its probably more cause I don't drink,
people like me and I can be paid in food).
- MS Racers
I had half a pound of peanut M&M's for lunch. That disqualifies me from giving
anyone serious dieting advice.
-- Viki
I love lesbians! What could be more natural than two women together? If I were
a women I would be a lesbian.
-- Will Brink
Arse to the floor. You know it's good for you.
-- George Whyte
Being an idiot is against nature but that does not seem to stop you. Flying is
not natural. Clothes are not natural. Uranium is natural. Would you want to eat
some?
-- Will Brink
You exude brilliance out your sphincter like few before you.
-- ROBO
If sense were common, more people would have it.
-- Kathleen DeFilippo
It's that gendered socialization. We're told to be nice, be polite, and not
make a fuss. Of course, being an evil bitch, I am excepted from this.
-- Krista
The USRDA for growing athletes for trenbolone has been established at 50 mg/day
of the acetate ester.
-- Bill Roberts
Duh, John! Of course deadlifts hit the lats. That is, the version of the
deadlift where the bar is fixed overhead and you lift yourself up.
-- Viki
Capt Kirk always did okay despite his rug, but that is because Star Trek is
fiction, and also because the alien babes always got turned on by the cool
fight music.
-- Bill Roberts
Well, I'm an honest, intelligent stud, and I think you're a pest!
-- ROBO
I was impressed with the PUMP booth at the Arnold. They and MuscleMag
definitely were the winners in having the best lineups of silicone fitness
girls, which is the main criterion for judging the quality of an exhibitor's
booth.
-- Bill Roberts
heh jack... suck my dick; thank you.
-- CLC
That blond has a pretty nice set of foam pads in her bikini top.
-- Kevin Haggerty
Where there's farts, there's an asshole.
-- Billy Chambless
When in doubt, stand on your feet and hold the bar in your hand.
-- Edward J. Kilsdonk
If you aren't holding some type of iron-ness in your hands, then you're not
doing it right.
-- ROBO
Mr. Rogers isn't going to 'roid out'.
-- Luke Schollmeyer
Forty thousand people die every day. Why aren't you one of them?
-- Thom Borland
you should never consume (or inject) a cubic megaparsec of any medication
without a bathroom nearby.
-- Trygve Lode
Hello all, I'm just starting weight training today and could someone tell me
what to do, and possibly lift the all the big heavy weights for me. Thanks.
-- Stephen Mulholland
DIRECTIONS FOR TAKING GABA 1) SPOON OUT 10 GRAMS 2) SPINKLE INTO TOILET 3) STIR
4)FLUSH 5)REPEAT PROCES UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS, DIVINE INTERVENTION PERHAPS
-- PezBoy
Yes, ankle weights are great. Even better are concrete shoes. Please use them
while running on a pier somewhere.
-- Sandeep De
I'm embarassed to be in the same age bracket as you and dumber for having been
exposed to your unique stupidity.
-- Sandeep De
LOLSFHPSSARLMSFLBP [ LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKING HARD PROTEIN SHAKE SPOOGED
AROUND ROOM LIKE MONEY SHOT FROM LOW BUDGET PORNO ]
-- Sandeep De
I'd like to teach the world to squat With butt-cheeks to the floor And when
they thought that they were done I'd make them squat some more.
-- Billy Chambless
Heh heh... do I hurt Dave head wif all dat skool stuff? Reesurch has numbers n
stuf an dat make it hard for Dave to unnerstan. 'Sokay Dave. Your friends at da
Jiffy Lube not have to no dat you not find you ass if it had bell on it.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
I wake up every morning and remember that I get to spend all day with me. It
doesn't get any better than that.
-- Jason Burnell
I'm not trading anything with you unless it's been through the autoclave first.
-- Greg Whitman
I am three thousand, four hundred and eleven of your Earth years old.
-- Mike Knapik
WHAT?!!! NO CHILD OF MINE IS GOING TO LEG PRESS!! YOU JUST MARCH BACK TO THAT
GYM RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN AND CRANK OUT SOME SQUATS OR YOU GET NO DESSERT
TONIGHT!! AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU ROUNDING YOUR BACK OR IT'LL BE NO
ALLOWANCE FOR YOU!!
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
Whaaa!! You think you can just rip your old mother's heart out? I should live
this long just to see my child leg press? What did I do wrong? Nobody is going
to marry you with legs like that!
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
You should not have sat on the dash board of both of your dad's Fairlanes
(while parked outside the whorehouse where they kept your mom), for so long in
the sun.
-- Mike Knapik http://www.apple.com/quicktime/trailers/fox/episode-i/320.html
You're an intelligent and perceptive person -- how could you NOT agree with me?
- Billy Chambless
I'm actually deceptively puny. If anyone tried to mess with me I'd let rip with
an almighty beefy fart, stun them, then tickle them to death.
-- George Whyte
You are arguing for mud, where every fat or bad-bone-structure, no-genetics
slob who is bodybuilding but doesn't look like a bodybuilder and therefore
doesn't want to describe himself as a bodybuilder can say,
"I'm a powerlifter"
just because he feels like saying so.
-- Bill Roberts
Ass to the floor, driving out of the hole, my vision became darker as stars
danced in front of my eyes. I did the only thing that I could do. I did one
more rep.
---Kate Emblom
You're an idiot. Please killfile me again. It's so much better when you do.
-- Steve Kidwell
Evidently the chief export from the North into the South is morons.
-- George
Character is a more demanding mistress than anger
-- sandeep
You're confusing 'sore' with 'pain.' Pain is sharp and ugly. Sore makes you
feel alive.
-- cindy
We shall call him SphincterMan: The Human Pencil Sharpener. The feats of his
man-sized ass bagel shall become legendary on usenet.
-- Frank McQuarry
I am a FIRM believer in once a week group sex.
-- Aaron DeLuca
I believe what he was doing is known as the Australian Poofta Squat, known to
build a very strong uvula. It does look quite like a curtsey to those
uninitiated in the more obscure lifts.
-- Lee Hall
My mouth is closed and so is my sphincter. So don't even think about it.
-- PA
I think men should fear me.
-- Terra Cholfin
God, High School, if I knew then what I know now, I would have ruled that place
with an iron fist.
-- Frank McQuarry
He wouldn't recognize common sense if it latched on to his ass and started
sucking.
-- John Wash
In related news, Ford Motor Company will begin producing Vulvas in Sweden.
-- Paul Erlandson
You should be wary of people who keep a journal on an email account. With but a
simple flick of my little finger, I could crush your inbox with 28MB of my
ramblings.
-- Frank McQuarry
Titan, Saturn's largest moon, has an atmosphere almost entirely composed of
methane. Does this mean there was once life there but it destroyed itself in
some manner, ie: too many tuna shakes. Maybe we should send a probe.
-- Frank McQuarry
I tell you, Lee, we're identical twins. Well, except for the identical part.
-- Kim Weeden
I often find myself standing on chairs and proclaiming, 'I'm 7 feet 9 inches!'
-- Frank McQuarry
Well, I got myself right back to that gym today, and I worked my ass off
(unfortunately, my ass came right back as soon as I left the gym).
-- Kathleen DeFilippo
Hey, Steve, if you need any help pulling your foot out of your mouth, you have
my email address. BTW, have you ever gotten your head out of your ass?
-- Patrick & Gemma Styles
Yeah, boy I'd be so much happier if each and every man got his winkie whacked
off. That would be so positive and Goddess-affirming. Pass the hummus and
granola while I roll my own tampons from nonbleached organic cotton.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
We should get paid overtime to have to explain everything to Robo.
-- Sandeep
I kneaded some bread on Sunday night and I lost so much fat my pants fell down
right then and there. Thank heaven I didn't fold any laundry.
-- Krista
I guess they lied when they said there aren't any stupid questions.
-- Greg Whitman
And in terms of the cardio, that stuff can chew through muscle like fire
through a gas-soaked haystack if you do too much.
-- Krista
How come I never get a troll? All I get is Knapik or Roberts!
-- Bil Greene
I had a hard time getting out of bed this morning, and it hurts when I breathe,
but other than that sore abs are no problem!
-- Viki
Sore glutes are really inconvenient because people will notice you're walking
funny and you can't explain it away by saying, 'Oh, I'm fine; my ass is a
little sore.'
-- Viki
I love walking up to people like you, with chunks of pizza and fishbones in my
beard and my gargantuan beer gut poking out of my leather vest and burping
fetid fumes of fantastical fermented fragrances in their face.
-- Billy Chambless
And verily the great goddess SQW'AT said unto you: Get your ass under the bar,
boy!
-- Annette Howard
INFIDEL! I SHALL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD AND EAT CRACKER JACKS FROM YOUR SKULL!
-- Sandeep De
I've been in Alabama. Is ketosis worse than that?
-- Lee Hall
I really must be delusional because I swear I could also see my serratus.
Probably just my ribs again.
-- Viki
Why don't you go play with something dangerous that might get you killed?
-- Annette Howard
The last time I was in Toronto I paid for my whole trip with US pocket change.
I ran out of money just before I had to get a taxi to the airport, but we
bartered for a minute and the driver accepted my offer of two pieces of pocket
lint and one chewing gum wrapper.
-- John Wash
Come over the side of good and pick up heavy things, then set them down. This
is the way to the acceptance of self, to the feeling of accomplishment and a
feeling of self-gratification.
-- Watson Davis
You are doing 15-20 reps why? Put some of those LARGE round objects on the bar
and all your dreams will be fulfilled.
-- Mike Moore
Powerlifters - we may be many things but constipated ain't one of them.
-- Jason Burnell
I have a variety of imperfections ranging from periodic bouts with halitosis to
the inability to fold clothes neatly.
-- ROBO
I have a snag in my Leviticus. Do you think nail-polish will keep it from
getting worse?
-- Frank McQuarry
I'm suprised a ceramic quality bowl would crack even if it is not intended for
stovetop use. Do you have any shrapnel in your butt that needs to be sucked out?
-- Mike Lane
I've ceased quoting material which will throw me into hysterics (e.g., Dave
Zilch's views on Christianity) in the interest of public safety.
-- Viki
THE LIGHT SABRE OF MAUL IS MINE! NO LONGER MUST I DISPATCH THE DISBELIEVERS
WITH A HALF-USED ROLL OF BARNEY WRAPPING PAPER.
When I'm doing some heavy squats I put one of those foo-foo plastic covered
weights in my mouth to bite down on it while I squat. I don't know if it helps
or not, it just makes me feel better to leave teeth marks in those fucking
things.
-- Brent Lee
The universe always confounds our attempts to simplify it.
-- Krista
What is this? You can internet-benchpress little over 1.5x your bodyweight for
2 reps and you consider yourself weak?
-- Julien Gauthier
I've always gone to the gym with the conviction that I'll be the hardest
working motherfucker in the joint. Make that your credo, and hope we don't lift
at the same place.
-- Adam Fahy
there is one advantage to the leg press: you can load up the plates, do
six-inch partials, and impress all the dimwits in the gym. BFD.
-- John Williams
If our leader got his knob gobbled by an intern, it might make the local news
for one night, then we'd just keep watching hockey and forget about it.
-- KSD, registered Canajun
For the sake of all that is good, admit that you are full of shit and we may
all move on.
-- Matt Staples
I'm so glad I read this before making another protein shake. I could have
unknowingly ripped the whey into its component aminos, then compounded my folly
by leaving the blender to further destroy the molecules, finally ripping apart
atoms and generating a fission reaction in my kitchen which would have left me
with some nasty radiation burns, not to mention a big vanilla-scented mushroom
cloud all over the place.
-- Krista
French speakers are sneaky, diabolical and hateful. They cannot be trusted.
-- Mike Lane
Cannabol, the hemp-based complex carb drink. It makes you think your bench went
up by 50 pounds 'cuz you can't remember how much you did for your last set.
-- John Williams
Don't make me abuse the FBI file on you.
-- Billy Chambless
Stop referring to William Jefferson Clinton as 'Billy', or I shall be forced to
criticise you in no uncertain terms.
-- Billy Chambless
You just blew your chance at being my Secretary of Blaming it All on the
Democrats.
-- Billy Chambless
Please stop calling me an asshole, or I will be forced to be involved in a
fracas with you.
----afriKan
What good are insane children? You might as well get rid of them right away
before they grow up into cat ladies and bell tower killers.
-- Krista
Life's too short to get pissed. Why bother with negativity? It makes you
miserable and hampers the erection.
-- ROBO
I think it's clear the ancient Egyptians were deviant homosexuals. Otherwise,
how can we explain those huge gay pride symbols they constructed in the desert?
-- Adam Fahy
So lemmee see if I follow here. You lead off with a general insult to the
denizens of mfw as a whole, and then you .... ask for advice? That'd be like me
coming into your house, slappin' up your momma, and then asking you to spot me
a $20 til payday.
-- Steve Gallagher MFW:
Actually, it's not only a lab at med school, but an underground drug lab, an
unethical psycholgy experiment, a cocktail party, a biker bar, a recording
studio, a powerlifting meet, a thesis defense, a floor wax, and a dessert
topping.
-- Billy Chambless
But wait!! That's not all!! We also remove stains, wax your car, silence
screaming children, make meals in minutes, offer college degrees, firm and
tone, slice and dice, liquefy and puree, and get shoe polish out of white
carpets.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
So tell us, in which video does she squat so much weight that she bursts a
blood vessel in her nose? That's the one I want!
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
Does anybody know where I can get an Inzer Internet Bullshitting Suit? I hear
it can add up to 175 to your imaginary squat.
-- Billy Chambless
And that, my friends, is why so many people prefer the leg press to squats ...
it just depends on what you're trying to build -- your muscles or your ego.
-- Billy Chambless
Where did you read these stories? In Shock Journalism Weekly? Come back when
you can provide some peer-reviewed clinical studies because those are what we
rely on for our knowledge, not the
"news"
dispensed by some plastic surgery disaster victim on Mass Corporate Media TV.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
After a couple of warm ups I managed to military press the whole of the
UK........For 7 reps! But I'm waiting till I can lift Australia before I enter
the next superhero powerlifting meet.
-- George Whyte
Actually, deadlifts help anything. You want more muscle? Deadlift. You want to
lose bodyfat? Deadlift. Your alternator on your car not working properly?
Deadlift.
-- ROBO
Better be careful, little fella. If your mommy finds out that you're saying
things like this, she might unplug your WebTV!
-- John Williams
Today, I managed to improved my cadence so that I farted between reps, instead
of in the hole. It seemed a lot better. I'm going to try for a consistent
2-1-2-f from now on.
-- Billy Chambless
Speaking of drunken bets... Never, ever shave off one eyebrow.
-- Kimberly Ann Weeden
If walking was so good at burning fat, then why are there so many fat bastard
golfers?
-- George Whyte
I go to the gym to get fugly.
-- Anne Lincoln
Obviously, you've never tried to hang a towel on a smith machine! Now, that is
where those babies really shine.
-- Deepsquatter
If you want to know more, don't email me. Do your own research.
-- John Williams
I decide where your fat goes. I've been sending it into your head.
-- Matt Staples
I crapped in your lunchbox when you were a little kid.
-- Brian Lee
Does WebTV come with a button that says 'POST SOMETHING REALLY DUMB?'
-- Billy Chambless
The English name for that particular technique would be "Retarded."
-- Adam Fahy
Your first mistake was assuming that trolls had brains.
-- John Wash
(...)How can I firm up my behind area?-Cute
Kidwell curls
-AfriKan
Pets, kids, it's all in where you put the bowl.
-- justin thiessen
mfw is so much more about verbal abuse than training.
-- Krista
My goal is overall improvement in strength, if not for the purpose of competing
in powerlifting, then for the sheer pleasure of hauling progressively heavier
objects.
-- Viki
Best of luck to you, and remember, all of those caution labels on household
cleaners are all full of lies.
-- Implicatus@worldnet
Why not use weights? Is it because you think you'll turn all lumpy and muscular
in a month or two?
-- Stephen Mulholland
Yep, you've already been brainwashed enough. What you need is a complete
psychological enema.
-- Bil Greene
Now if I could only think of something stupid/sharp/witty enough to get me in
someone's sig file...
-- Kevin Haggerty
For those who don't know the conversion, 1 wee dram == 1 standard U.S. keg.
-- Greg Whitman
JUST PICK THE BAR UP UNTIL YOU CAN'T ANYMORE THEN GO EAT!!!!!
-- Billy Chambless
I must really be out of touch with people on this group. Actually, that makes
me feel good. There are a bunch of weirdos on here.
-- Steve Kidwell
For creatine i put a whole bottle into a bathtub, about 10,000 grams, fill the
tub with water, and just soak for three hours a day for maximum assimalation.
Plus it leaves my skin feeling silky smooth.
-- DOpeshO8
endorchronologist: Doctor specializing in the effects of time travel on Ewoks.
-- Lee Tucker
Did you forget the apostrophe because you are using it for something else? Do
you have your right hand firmly wrapped around your apostrophe right now as you
put it to this other use?
-- Frank McQuarry
I'm somewhere between 5'6" and 5'7"
... except when I'm on the Internet, where I'm 6'2"
and 264# of Welsh/Danish/Iroquois mad monkey love.
-- Watson Davis
I'd dig it. 'Behind those cute spectacles Mr. October is an All-American
quantum physicist who loves fine wines, cosmology, and discussing
poststructuralist discourse theory with a special lady. To keep his tush firm
he likes to squat under large stacks of books and climb the stairs in the
astronomical observatory.' MROWR!!
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
I prefer to type first and think later.
-- Mike Lane
Didja ever just feel like screaming,
"LOOK AT ME! LOOOK AT MEEEE!!! AM I A FREAK?! I LIFT WEIGHTS! DO THE DAMN MATH!"
...um, except maybe I do look like a freak, which could be the problem.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
On behalf of Pedants for Better Imagery, I must point out that the word
"asswipe"
refers to something useful, to wit, toilet paper, which is one of the few
actual advancees of the industrial age. Please choose another epithet to fling
at brainwashed closetqueens in denial.
-- Billy Chambless
BTW, you're right, a majority of the male population is not gay. What they are
is a bunch of pussies who are mortified by the notion that a woman might be
stronger and more muscularly developed than them.
-- Bil Greene
I can see it now: Frank in his pink tutu and feather boa standing next to a
glass case with Kidwell's Left Testicle Of Doom and The Sturm God's
Diol-bolical Right Testicle.
-- Watson Davis
There's a difference between an opinion and an informed point of view. For some
reason people always get them confused and think that whatever pops into their
head is worth sharing as part of a debate.
-- Krista
Plus, they don't want to tire themselves out too much on squats. I mean you've
gotta save some energy for the Hammer Strength IsoFooFoo cross body reverse
lateral curl. That's where the growth comse from!
-- Jason Burnell
By Aristo's standard, you have two types of opinions: those that are based on
widely spread beliefs or well known authors, and those that pops out of Mr. Ass
Nobody's motor-mouth.
-- Julien Gauthier
As soon as you figure out what exactly I do, we can discuss your arduous job of
being your franchise's #1 fry-boy.
-- Luke
F_ck Y__ Assh_l_! Would you like to buy a vowel?
-- Bob Mann
That wasn't people. That was Mike Lane...
--deepsquatter
It was some years ago that I came to the realization that the ratio of logical
freethinking people to mind numbing sheep was terribly unbalanced.
-- Jeremy B.
Uno: I think not.
Billy Chambless: True
You've got a lot more stamina than I would've imagined if imagining your
stamina was something I would do but it isn't because I'm too busy drinking
beer and lighting my farts.
-- Watson Davis
It has been proven by guys in white suits that attaching a sig file written by
Krista Scott-Dixon to your post to MFW does nothing to increase your chances of
physical contact of the highest order with said goddess.
-- Chris (laytes@aol.com)
I've given up. I'm quitting graduate school and becoming a truck driver.
-- Anne Lincoln
I think i'll just stay in the Land of Tulips and Windmills.
-- Peter Varaan
IMO, the Tabloid Press is a fluffy, foo-foo exercise.
-- Adam Fahy
What's the target client base of your business? 8 year old remedial English
language students?
-- Mark Deayton
Troll: large creature - CAPITALS Dwarf (optionally gay, depending of the
maturity of the poster): small creature - regular letters
-- Lars
EAT MORE!!! 1 cup of milk? What is that? Like 100 calories? Not enough for an
anorexic termite!!
-- Krista
Get your low weight, high reppin', bicep curlin' 'I just wanna tone' ass outta
my power rack.
-- Jon Grimes
I never have a spotter because I've got long hair and everyone's afraid they're
going to catch a disease from me or something.
-- Watson Davis
Luckily for the manufacturer, things like red dye #4 or deoxyandydroous
parsulfamethaminalated acid warningnotintendedforfooduse don't have to be
listed in their component parts either.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
I have one. I'm very proud of it, and I'm always whipping it out. When I show
it to people, they either laugh hysterically or they grab it and stare at it in
mute fascination.
-- John Wash
Mike, that's so insensitive and sexist! I mean, I mean... a woman shouldn't be
judged by the size of her breasts. What's important is that she's naked.
-- Billy Chambless
When there are so many skillful ways to trash mfw regulars, why resort to
trivial language discrepancies?
-- Drew Foster
A good tip is not to throw the javelin into a crowd of 5 year olds.
-- Mike Knapik
I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that you grew up in the South. I guess
that's why you live in California now, you tree-huggin', tofu-munchin',
Yanni-listenin', cell-phone-talkin', drive-by-shootin', lose-the-fried-items
pervert!
-- John Wash
I do NOT listen to Yanni... except for his first 10 albums which were kinda
cool in a bizarre Spartacus kinda way.
-- Watson Davis
It's 30 below right now with the windchill in Boston so shut up! Nice and
crisp. Oh look, my dick fell off.
-- Will Brink
Strong words coming from a boychik whose photos demonstrate his undying love
for Ho-Ho's and his skill with Vidal Sasoon.
-- Vitore Selca
If you don't want to gain weight, I would suggest getting some sort of wasting
disease or parasite infestation.
-- Luke
Thank you for contributing to my campaign to be the most quoted man in Usenet.
-- Karl Groves
Not having a single entry in the sig list is completely shattering to my
psyche. I have no choice but to assume an anonymous ID and troll Ed.
-- afriKan
Who needs the power of lightning bolts if you control the COWS?
--justin thiessen
If aerobics bunnies live longer than weight-lifters, they spend the difference
as brittle, immobile nursery home inhabitants.
-- Viki
I love my weightlifting brethren but yeash....some days the metal things are
not the only dumbbells in the gym...
-- Stephanie Starr
Sorry, asswipe. This is Usenet. You just got here from AOL. But don't worry.
Most mental retardation facilities have problems with residents occasionally
wandering off the grounds.
-- John Williams
Hm. Let me make things blindingly clear:
|--+-------------------------------------------------+---*---|
| | |
Universal Law Humorously-intended Postulate |
| My supposition"
-- Justin Thiessen
Slink on back to assorted.stupid.whiners, enema breath.
-- Billy Chambless
After your failed character assassination of Krista, perhaps you should
consider an easier target, like, say, Mother Theresa?
-- Viki
If you're not a US citizen, then you should contact the Canadian embassy (or
the Molson factory, whichever is closer) and ask them about entering their
country.
-- John Wash
I dunno, if we have to talk about 'competitively arrogant' maybe
we could just say 'Parisian.'
-- Julien Gauthier
Steve, you've got to get your head out of your ass. Until then no ab training
will approve your appearance.
-- Matt Staples
Naps are wonderful! This is what late afternoon seminars were invented for!
-- Tom Morley
Axilla: This is below your armpit. I was a little puzzled by this measurement
since I
have hardly any fat there. But I got a sari for xmas, and the undershirt that
came with it fit snug everywhere else but in this area, so I got to say, 'fits
great, but it's a little loose around the axilla.'
-- Viki Selca
I don't know what's more amusing: the fact that you have to ask this question,
or the fact that you misspelled a two letter word.
-- Sandeep De
Every day I can see my cookie-chowing husband's clearly delineated serratus is
a reminder that one of my ancestors must have mated with a fire hydrant.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
Did it ever occur to you that you are hemorrhoid on the anus of society?
-- John Williams
Shut up and educate yourself.
-- Julien Gauthier
I am not going to try and convince the people of misc.vegi-aerobics-catabolic
that athletes need more protein.
---Will Brink
I'd like to teach the world to squat With butt-cheeks to the floor And when
they thought that they were done I'd make them squat some more.
-- Billy Chambless
Squats, deadlifts, cleans, swiss-ball crunches; what a hassle! better to just
not go to the gym at all and play with the bed sores forming on your ass.
-- Adam Fahy
You really sound like a complete retard, so I would just forget the whole idea
and go back to sleeping with your brother.
-- Rob Schuh
I thought people in grad school had to be fairly intelligent until I got to
college and met a lot of people who were in grad school.
-- Kent Durham
Hit your food as hard as you hit the iron, then be a lazy bastard.....THAT is
the key to gaining size and strength.
-- SWLABR
Yes! For I assume that my letter carrier wanteth a boost. How may I then say to
a dog, my penis is bleeding?
-- Rob Schuh
I am desperately curious to know which jobs are for women and which are for
men. Just in case I'm doing the wrong one and my uterus falls out.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
I realize that people could have read this wrong. I should have put a comma
after the 'Fuck.'
-- Pat Arnold
Will we ever decide that civility and manners are the way to go? I doubt it.
-- Lysis
There's no way that you'll be able to go from 180 at 11% to 170 at 5% without
meeting Mr. Trenbolone.
-- John Wash
May your knees never crunch and your butt cheeks always kiss the floor.
-- Krista Scott-Dixon
You fucking lame piece of shit. You don't need a pump, you need a god damned
brain, asshole! You prick!
-- Karl Groves
m.f.w : This Ain't Spa Lady
-- Dan Finn
Unfortunately, my wife cancelled the lose 75 lbs and get boinked by George
contest. So, you'll have to settle for the following words of wisdom: You're
not fat, you're a powerlifter. Now get out there and lift.
-- George (Filmagic)
Go ahead and make a fool out of yourself, dickhead, but you know, I bet if you
and Bil met face to face in an elevator, you'd wet your Lt. Worf underpants
right then and there.
-- Cristian R.
No juvenile antics? Jeesh, that would probably be the death of m.f.w.
-- Bil Greene MFW:
Don't like it? Go over to the newsgroup for retarded weightlifters,
alt.sport.weightlifting. I am sure that you can find many double digit IQers
like yourself there.
-- Rob Schuh
Please show me evidence of where there ever was a sufficient amount of morality
in society.
-- Krista Scott
Turn fat to muscle? THis AOL shit has to go!! How about a pill to turn a VW
into a Ferrari?
-- Rob Schuh
Is this some specialty exercise I've never heard of, or is this just another
case of apoptosis of neural cells?
-- jim white
If you can't do it with a barbell or a dumbell, then you're either doing it
wrong or it's not worth doing.
-- Bil Greene
Most idiots just don't know what the fuck they are doing.
-- Steve T.
There are 7 billion people on this planet, what makes you think I should kiss
YOUR ass?
And how did you guys manage to hit any targets with LSD taped to cuts on your
heads?
Nice use of Really Big Words. Next time you might try using some that fit
together in a way that makes sense.
-- John Wash
All I can say is WOW! The usual aspersions about Indiana, the GOP and over
reliance on Rush Limbaugh as the source of all wisdom leap to mind but in this
case, this nonsense is pure, unadulterated Kidwell..
-- Richard Jasper
This is a \queer\gun control\chemistry test\death penalty\sometimes about
weight training\attack everyone in sight\dictionary wielding ng now.
-- Frank McQuarry
Many of us don't do aerobics. We burn fat and enhance definition just fine. So
get back on your bike and shut the fuck up.
-- John Williams
Remember, you can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to Mr Happy!
-- John Williams
Are you just making this shit up off the top of your head or do you have some
kind of DARE reference sheet?
-- John Wash
Use the trap bar for benching. It will not add 100 pounds to your bench press,
but the idiots in the gym will see you and think it is the cool, new lift, and
they will start doing that instead of curling in the squat cage.
-- John M. Wiliams
You're asking Ms Regression Analysis Weeden if she's heard of statistics? What
are you going to do next, ask Burnell if he's heard of powerlifting?
-- Viki Selca
I'm no stranger to being on the outside of the opinion curve and I am an
accomplished hypocrite.
-- Mike Lane
If you're really aiming to please, why don't you try throwing in a little more
tongue action while you suck?
-- Viki Selca
Simply put, you are talking out of your ass, so crawl back under the rock you
came from and continue with your 100 pound squats. You're wasting my time.
-- Ed Sturm
Say what? You look like you fell out of the top of an ugly tree and whacked
your face on every branch on the way down.
-- David Welch
Well, that fits. HIT zombie, IOM, arrogant dork ===> Ayn Rand.
-- Bil Greene
Never pick at your leisure - you'll only make it bleed.
-- Bob Mann
I could give a $&%^ anymore about my biceps size. I just want to see a whole
crapload of bend in the bar while I lift.
-- ROBO
Who the fuck wants to see natural bodybuilders anyway. It would be like reading
a Hustler with all the girls fully clothed.
-- Robert Schuh, m.f.w.
Your theory is retarded. You are not a pro bodybuilder and I am sure that your
legs are not very big either.
----Robert Schuh
MFW -- snotty answers to stupid questions, seven days a week!
-- Billy Chambless
You are a newbie to mfw and have done nothing but be a thobbing member. I
suggest you go over to alt.sport.weightlifting with all the other know nothing
11" arm nimrods.
-- Rob Schuh
One of these days, I'm gonna organize an agnostic church, just so we can go
door to door and bug people: 'Sir, are you sure about your soul and the
afterlife? No? Cool, we ain't either. Got any beer?'
-- Billy Chambless
You guys need to get a grip. You are lame over there.
-- Bill Roberts
It is obvious that you have never used a Manta Ray and it is obvious that your
retarded ideologies are what are keeping you as a pencil neck.
-- Rob Schuh
Bodybuilding with no drugs is like a woman with no vagina!