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Re: basement dwellers
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In article <1998071119003700.PAA22018@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
RCole40539 <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> i guarentee as someone whos tried it that there is
>no pill you can take to drop weight.
You could always drink delicious meal replacement shakes made
from new Ultra-Styroplex, made from the same amazing materials
used to protect expensive computers during shipping, so you
know it's got to be good. Eating TwinkLabs "Gravel Fuel"
instead of food is probably OK too, but users have complained
that it tends to cause initial short-term weight gain, tends
to clump and end up at the bottom of the shake, and can be
hard on the blender. However, if instead of flax seed oil,
you add sewing machine oil to your shakes, it can reduce the
duration of that initial weight gain.