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exercise humor parody Subject: I hate squats!!!
From: (Marc Elmlund)
Date: Feb 11th, 2000

That's it! I've had it! No more squats for me!!!

It was leg day yesterday and today I can't walk. Had to go to the post office today to post a letter to Ireland (don't even get me started on that one!). It's only two blocks from my apartment but it took forever. I was passed by old ladies, ok! Boy, they sure were moving!

Also I was supposed to do the laundry tonight. The laundry room is on the next floor. Just 24 tiny steps up the stairs. Had to take the elevator.

And if that wasn't bad enough, the other day I gave my close-to-brand-new Levis to charity dince the didn't fit around the thighs any more. Man, they were less than two months old!

All I ever wanted was to get toned...

Squatting sucks! Big time! And I'm never, ever going to do it again!

At least not until next week!

Happy squatting everybody!